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crocobaby:

Do you think every president goes through a awkward first few weeks in office when they’re not sure when’s the right time to ask if aliens are real or not?

"For us, the best thing about being in a band was being in a band, doing band stuff - not all the trappings that went with it. We liked working on our music, and we liked hanging out together. All this meant we gelled more than most bands ever have the opportunity or inclination to do. Within a couple of months of moving into the band house, I had three new best friends. Their names were Danny, Harry and Dougie. No matter what the future held for us, our friendship was something we now know we could always rely on.” 

dailymcfly:

@JamesBourne: Harry didn’t know it was a vine hahahaha vine.co/v/M2DelwLxrIK

white girl: i dont like this abandoned insane asylum, zack.
white boy: come on, amanda, 10 years ago tonight, the famous blood skull killer committed his last murder right here and then vanished.
white girl: you're just trying to scare me.
white boy: lmao
they continue walking for a few seconds
*white couple hears noise*
white girl: babe what that??
white boy: i'll go investigate
*leaves her alone*
*choking noises*
white girl: zack!!!
white boy: ha ha just kidding!
white girl: asshole!
white boy: im just playin babe
white girl: that wasnt funny but ur still cute
*playful kiss*
*things turn sexy*
*hear noise*
white boy: i'll go investigate
*he leaves and then there's a silence for a long time*
*maybe a thud*
white girl: zack! this isnt funny anymore zack!
*she walks and he dead*
white girl: ahhh!!
*killer shows up with sickle or quirky weapon that distinguishes him from other horror movie villains*
white girl: ahhh!!!
*white girl runs*
*dead end*
*hides*
*thinks she free n safe*
*guy catches her*
*cuts her*
*she dead*
opening title slashes across screen: BLOOD SLICE IN 3-D
hitlervevo:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.
what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but
HOW

SHE MADE YOUR SCREEN 3D

hitlervevo:

the-fury-of-a-time-lord:

beartier:

My grandma borrowed the computer for 2 minutes while i inspected a box.

what the fUCK DID YOU DO WOMAN

but

HOW

SHE MADE YOUR SCREEN 3D

deadbyshawn:

appreciate brown eyes more bc the people with brown eyes are grown up forcing to believe fuckin blue and green and grey are beautiful and either detest or get incredibly happy when someone compliments their eye color stop letting this happen

Do you realize, like, some the best things that have ever come out of my mouth were written by the people that wrote that show? — Seth Green [x]

panicatthedanetrain:

Things I DO NOT want:

  • Another pretty face
  • Just anyone to hold
  • My love to go to waste

Things I DO want:

  • You
  • Your beautiful soul

brook:

going over to strangers’ houses

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going over to strangers’ houses who have a dog

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rhydonmyhardon:

facebooksexism:

thesilverkeyblade:

facebooksexism:


I didn’t bother to block this guy’s name or picture because he’s a piece of shit and deserves to be known for what he is. He’s no one I know nor is he on my facebook… he just trolls feminist pages I’m on.

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Danny Morgan is a literal rape advocate. Take a good look at that face and beware!

Oh no! Offensive humor! Tumblr’s greatest weakness!

I take it you’re a rape advocate too? Have fun with that.pe 

rhydonmyhardon:

facebooksexism:

thesilverkeyblade:

facebooksexism:

I didn’t bother to block this guy’s name or picture because he’s a piece of shit and deserves to be known for what he is. He’s no one I know nor is he on my facebook… he just trolls feminist pages I’m on.

_____

Danny Morgan is a literal rape advocate. Take a good look at that face and beware!

Oh no! Offensive humor! Tumblr’s greatest weakness!

I take it you’re a rape advocate too? Have fun with that.pe 

virginsacrificer:

that one mutual who constantly reblogs and likes all your posts but never talked to you and you two kinda just

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